#incorrect wong

[lukas-dusk]

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N continues petting the black cat in their lap…

Wong: I never took you for a cat person

Y/N: on occasion

Wong leaves…

Wanda, disguised as the black cat, purrs and nuzzles Y/N…

Wanda: my detka

Y/N: my little witch

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

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Madisynn: Is soy milk just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Wong: … What the fu—

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[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes

[midnight-proxi]

Stephen: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Wong: You were flirting with Tony Stark.

Stephen: So what? They're my partner.

Wong: You asked them if they were single.

Stephen:

Wong: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

[mamirhodessxox]

More Resident Evil Incorrect Quotes for my Bby’s <3

Leon: All snacks are gone.

Y/N: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Leon: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Jill, watching Chris and Carlos fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Leon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Jill: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Chris: Leon.

Carlos: Leon.

Leon: Me.

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Y/N: Yesterday, I overheard Wesker saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ada replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Wesker: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Leon?

Leon: …I’m sorry.

Wesker: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Carlos, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Carlos, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Carlos: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Luise: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Y/N: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Leon: Please don’t get arrested.

Y/N: No promises! <3

Jill: Why not both? Get creative!

Y/N: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Leon: Please don’t encourage them, Jill.

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Leon: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Leon: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Leon: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Chris, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Y/N: The car takes a screenshot.

Wesker: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Wesker: Y/N, we tried things your way.

Y/N: No, we didn't.

Wesker: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Ada: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Y/N: I really care about your feelings!

Leon: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Ada, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Jill: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Carlos: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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[mimisainznorris]

Ashley: You look so strong,Leon. I kinda feel tired and my legs hurt. I wonder if you can carry me:)

Leon: If you feel tired, we can stop for a bit

Ashley: *sighs*

Leon,5 years later in the shower:

[incorrectromanceclub]

Vincent: Lesbians. What is your wisdom? Ava: The world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers. Threxia: Girls hot. Cynthia: Watch Naruto.

[lukas-dusk]

Pepper, about Stephen and Tony : My god, would you two just get a room already?

Rhodey : YES! please! I'm begging but a end at my misery!

Tony : Excuse me?

Wong : You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Stephen and Tony : ...

Christine : I ship it!

Stephen : CAN YOU NOT?

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Y/N sits in confession with Father Wong…

Y/N: forgive me Father for I have sinned

Wong: whatever it is, my child, it’ll be fine.

Y/N: well Wanda and I were-

Wong: oh no! Look I know Wanda was a nun before but you and her are married. You don’t have to seek absolution for your marriage life.

Y/N: what about how Wanda and I did this particular position known as-

Wong: I don’t want to know. You are forgiven. Now go.

Y/N walks out to find a smirking Nun!Wanda waiting for them…

[sigilmint]

I'm a man possessed it seems (thank you @illmetkismet for helping me with these and encouraging the obsession!!)

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Stephen: Tony, I think there’s something wrong with your credit card! When I went to buy groceries, it was declined.

Tony: Declined? How could that be?

Wong: Let me spell it out for you: HE SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY!

[marvelau-incorrectquotes]

Stephen: I refuse to stand here and let you disrespect me!

America: Then sit down?

Serena: *chokes on coffee*

Wong: *secretly proud, trying to stifle a laughter*

@strangeofficial @multiversal-lesbian @wong-the-not-wizard

[gavotte-paradisio]

"And time for some Kyoshi books incorrect quotes, brought to you by myself and the incorrect quotes generator"

"Kyoshi: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Kyoshi: *punches wall* Kyoshi: Kyoshi: Take me to the hospital."

"Kyoshi: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day."

"Kyoshi: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck"

"Kyoshi: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Rangi, not looking up from their book: Spear. Kyoshi: BLOCKED."

"Kyoshi, pointing: May I sit there? Rangi: That's my lap Kyoshi: That doesn't answer my question, Rangi."

"Kyoshi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Rangi: You and me!!! Kyoshi, tearing up: Okay."

"Kyoshi, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Rangi, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Yun: what the fuck are you guys doing? Kyoshi: playing systemic oppression"

"Kyoshi: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Rangi: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Yun: Smad."

"Kyoshi: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Rangi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Kyoshi: Yes! Yun: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you."

"Kyoshi: You have to apologize to Rangi Lek: Fine. Lek: 'Unfuck you' or whatever."

"*Kyoshi and Rangi sitting in jail together* Rangi: So who should we call? Kyoshi: I’d call Lek, but I feel safer in jail"

"Kyoshi: I think Kirima was right. Rangi: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Lek: They wouldn't do that. Kirima: You're right, Lek. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Kirima: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Kirima Told You So' on the back*"

"Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Kyoshi: Shit. Rangi: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Lek: OH MY GOD KIRIMA FELL OFF!!!"

"Kyoshi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Rangi: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Kyoshi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you /j /hj /aff Lek: Actually I did the math, Rangi would have $225, not $0.15. Rangi: Fam I’m right here.... Kirima: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Kyoshi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Kirima: Sorry I only have a dollar Kyoshi: :( Lek: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Rangi would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Kirima: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Lek: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Wong: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Lek: Apply juice to what Lao Ge: Directly to the forehead Rangi: Great chat everyone"

"Kyoshi: Time for plan G. Rangi: Don’t you mean plan B? Kyoshi: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Lek: What about plan D? Kyoshi: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Kirima: What about plan E? Kyoshi: I’m hoping not to use it. Wong dies in plan E. Lao Ge: I like plan E."

"Kyoshi: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Rangi: Okay, but what is updog? Lek: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Kirima: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Wong: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Lao Ge: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Kyoshi: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Kirima: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Lek: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Rangi: What’s a henway?? Kyoshi: Oh, about five pounds."